Wednesday, October 12, 2011

We're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

"Just when i thought i was out they pull me back in" -Michael Corleone (The Godfather Part III)

I think that line sums up everything. That's right folks the former Butters Weekly, Butters Monthly, and Butters Whenever I feel Like It are back! We have gone from being a very low tech, poorly circulated newsletter into a slightly higher tech, and well still a poorly circulated newsletter except this time we aren't a newsletter. We're blog now. That sounds like fun doesn't it. For those that unaware as to what exactly we do here, we are a lot like the former Uncensored which albeit good was severely lacking in direction. Not us. We are also a bit more family friendly. Basically we say the same things just without all the cussing and dirty words. I know you miss those but we are just too sophisticated for that kind of language. Of course of the big question concerning the Butters Monthly is whether or not our columnists will be back. We have sent word to Monty Python members Eric Idle, John Cleese and Michael Palin, no relation to Sarah Palin, that we have returned but are yet to hear back from their people. Hopefully they will return. Your probably saying to yourself where did they get the name Butters Monthly? Well first we are not going to be doing this monthly its just whenever we want but monthly just sounds cool. We got the name Butters after our inventor Leopold Butters Stotch of South Park, Colorado. Yes we know he's not real. But are any of us really real? We did think of other names for the revival but they were deemed inconsiderate to our female readers. Essentially we were just going to steal a comedy bit from the only Iranian comedian in the world, Omid Djallili. The joke was about a newsletter called The Monthly Monthly, The Period Periodical, and you get the idea. Look it up on youtube if you want. So now that that's out of the way what will we be discussing here at the Butter's Monthly? Well the answer to that is just about anything we want. So please sit back and enjoy and check back often.

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